🎄 "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Overstimulation" Christmas Jumper 🎄
 
Christmas might be the season of joy, but for some of us, it’s also the season of too much everything. This jumper gets it - with an adorably frazzled sloth who’s just trying to make it through the holiday madness, one slow blink at a time. Perfect for ND folks navigating the festivities with humoir and style.
 
Material: Made from 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester for a snuggly soft feel - like your favourite comfort item, but wearable.
 
Fit & Comfort: Drop shoulder design and soft cotton-faced fabric for maximum coziness. Because overstimulation is bad, but uncomfortable jumpers? Worse.
 
Sizing: True to size - to keep things simple!
 
Durability: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem, with twin needle stitching - designed to handle all your "I'm done, time to curl up" moments.
 
Weight: 280 gsm of breathable coziness. Light enough to survive overheated living rooms, warm enough for escaping to the porch.
 
Ethical Vibes: WRAP Certified Production, because feeling good starts with doing good.
 
Whether you’re dodging sensory overload at the office party or hibernating in a blanket fort, this overstimulated sloth is here to say: same. Add a little holiday humour to your wardrobe and let everyone know that while you might be moving at your own pace, you're still festive as heck.
 
🎁 P.S. This jumper makes a great gift for the slow-moving holiday hero in your life - or yourself, because let’s be real, you’ve earned it.